Quote on where I was born: ‘The one redeeming feature of burnley is that it isn’t Nelson… no point nominating that, because your reviewers wouldn’t last ten minutes.’ Quote on where I was brought-up: ‘Gateway to the Medway Towns, Chatham (with a silent ‘t’) has much to offer, if only as a beginner’s guide to [...]

‘Doing hard time in monkey jail’ ‘He was one bad monkey. And last week he was sentenced to life in prison for his crimes, inmate No. 13 at the country’s only known monkey jail, where very bad monkeys are sent to live out their remaining years.’ ‘”Monkeys are very furious,” said Ujagar Singh, the Patiala [...]

Mad as a box (alt. barrel) of monkeys.

So, finally got my connectivity sorted out… One K700i, one USB Bluetooth 100m 2.4GHz Wireless100 M CLASS 1 B1, quite a lot of surfing. Et voila. Nous etes un MoBlog. My dog:

Soooo, after the breach at the palace, we had yet another one yesterday by a bunch of moon faced thugs in the house of commons. I am sorry but this is blogger gold. I get to rant, post thinly veiled insults against provincial thugs and delight in yet more genius headlines. God bless the U.K [...]

Yesterday the caped crusader got up on a ledge outside some big house in that there Lahndan. Robin as usual was poncing about neurotically not really helping. All fairly amusing. Esp. the headlines: Holey Security Batman – The Sun Kapow! – Daily Mail Pratman – The Star Holy breach of security as Batman scales Palace [...]

So the bendy-buses (for convenience reasons I shall refer to them as ‘Bender’, n. sing., or ‘Benders’ n. plur.) continue to insist on pissing all over the grave of the recently decomissioned routemasters. I now believe that Benders are scared of the morning. I have now tried to catch a Bender in the morning rush [...]